Dah ada?

Apa yang dah ada?

Dulu masa bujang, orang selalu tanya:
-Dah ada bf ke belum?
-Bila nak kawin?
-Kenapa tak kawin lagi? -Hoho.. as if (o_o)

Dan skrg bila dah kawin, orang tanya pulak:
-Dah ada isi? (ayoyo..can I say- I just had my breakfast, so 'memang ada isi until I b*r*k)


Dan agaknya bila dah ada 1 or 2 anak, orang akan tanya:
-Cukup ke?
-Bila nak tambah lagi?

I don't know whether this is a part of our so called 'beautiful Malaysian culture' or wat.

*When I was single, I don't owe them(those who asked but they actually didn't really care about your answer!) anything where I have to explain to them why I'm still single. But I did enjoy giving nasty + sarcastic remarks to these nosy people. Hahaha... and I do have quite a list of nasty remarks :).. (refer last par)

*Now that I'm already married, I don't have to explain to them that I cannot get pregant until my gynae say 'GO'! They just wouldn't understand unless I narrated the whole long story (cysts+laparactomy+diagnosis+cancer+chemotherapy+etc) which I believe they couldn't care less.

So.. why ask?
I guess they run out of topic. So they think 'the question' is the safest topic for them to use.
People might have the impression that I'm so stuck up when I write something like this. But truly, haven't you notice that some people around you just couldn't resist asking you such question. And those people are people whom you meet once a year, people whom you don't include in your list of good/close frens, people whom you categorize them as 'acquintance' rather than 'frens'.

I guess, we should ask another set of questions to these people. Questions like:
*ON 'bila nak kawin/dah ada bf?'
-perlu ke saya kawin skrg? (hint: do emphasize on 'perlu' & 'skrg')
-kenapa tak tanya bile saya nak mati? sibuk dok tanya bila saya nak kawin...
-makcik/anak makcik tgh cari MADU ke? ( hahaha.. you've got to be REALLY CAREFUL to use this one)
-makcik/kak______ (fill in the blank), ni list ciri2 bakal suami yg saya cari. Bole tolong carikan? (it'll do you some good if you have a list which is thicker than any philosophy undergrad textbook)

*ON 'dah ada isi?'
-makcik/kak______, ada 'position2' yg daring&berkesan untuk saya cuba? kalau bole demo lagi bagus! ;)

..later on this. Got to start doing my work now.:)

-dla-