My husband hardly laugh at funny incidents/stories. No matter how funny a movie is, he just smiles. No matter how hilarious the way I narrated certain jokes that I read/ heard, he just smiles.
However, things change last nite while we were eating out at Burger King. I was telling him a joke that I received through email from my friend. He was really making an effort not to laugh out loud at the joke. Hehehe...
Here is the joke:
Amat, Abu dan Budin tersesat di dalam hutan sewaktu memburu. Mereka kemudiannya ditangkap oleh sekumpulan orang asli yang merupakan cannibal. Sewaktu dihadapkan ke ketua puak cannibal, ketua puak mengatakan mereka tidak akan dijadikan sup dan dimakan jika mereka lepas ujian yang akan diberikan. Mereka dikehendaki pergi ke dalam hutan dan mencari 10 buah yang sama jenis.
Lalu mereka pun pergi la ke dalam hutan bersama2 beberapa orang asli yang akan mempastikan mereka takkan lari. Amat kembali dan membawa 10 biji buah epal. Ketua puak cannibal itu kemudiannya berkata "Kamu dikehendaki menyumbat kesemua buah2 tersebut kedalam lubang bont*t kamu tanpa sebarang ekspressi diwajah kamu atau kamu akan dimakan!".
Maka bermulalah sesi menyumbat buah epal ke dalam lubang bont*t Amat,
SATU!!! jerit semua orang-orang asli. Belum sempat epal kedua disumbat, Amat sudah menjerit kesakitan, lalu Amat diikat dan diletak dalam kawah besar untuk direbus jadi sup.
Abu pula kembali membawa 10 biji anggur. Ketua puak menerangkan perkara yang sama kepada Abu. Abu merasa takdelah susah mana. Dari jauh Amat mendengar orang-orang asli menjerit SATU!!! DUA!!!! TIGA!!! EMPAT!!!LIMA!!! ENAM!!!> > TUJUH!!! LAPAN!!!!, tiba-tiba Amat terdengar Abu ketawa terbahak-baha.
Beberapa minit kemudian Abu diletakkan bersebelahan Amat dalam kawah besar.
"Weiii yang ko gelak apehal???...ko dah nak lepas tadi dah!!" bentak Amat.
Abu jawab "takleh tahanla beb...tengah aku relax2 sumbat anggur tiba2
Budin balik bawak durian 10 bijik".
:)
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Cat Attack..Arrrggghhh
Alrite, this cat attack thing occurs days before the virus attack on my laptop. It has nothing to do with the virus attack in any sense. In a physical sense, I would prefer the virus attack. You'll know why as you read further down.
I planned to have a nice and peaceful Sunday last week, but a stupid moron or perhaps a group of morons managed to ruin it.Here how it goes...
About a week ago, some moron placed an empty PC box(and later add more boxes) on a landing of my apartment level. We have about 12 plus apartments on each level. Inside that box, there is a stray cat with her 6 kittens. At first, the cat and her kittens were not a nuisance at all because they were quiet and they stayed in the box. One morning later, I woke up and somehow I smelled this funny smell lingered near my living room. The smell was rather intense. I sniffed everywhere around the apartment but I just couldn't find what it was. That afternoon, when I came back from work, I noticed the soil in one of my flower pots(which I put put outside my apartment) was dispersed. I took a further look at it and realized that the cat has managed to leave her smelly and sticky turd on the soil. She also managed to leave some of her turd on the flower pot. I was aghast. Who's gonna clean this thing up? That stupid moron may not even know about this. I wish I have the ability to be an invisible woman so that I can stand near box and identify the moron(s) who fed the cats but were ignorance about the cats needs to clean their bowels. Once I can identify that moron, I would love to place the box, the cats plus their smelly turd in that person bedroom. Smacking the turd on their face would be better, but I'm not that cruel.
So on Friday afternoon, I paste a notice asking the moron- well, of course I didn't wrote ' Dear Moron'. Being a nice person, I wrote:
KEPADA INSAN BERHATI MULIA YANG MENYEDIAKAN KOTAK DAN MEMBERI MAKANAN KEPADA KUCING-KUCING INI, DIMINTA KERJASAMA ANDA UNTUK MEMINDAHKAN KUCING-KUCING INI KERANA:-
1- KUCING-KUCING INI MEMBUANG NAJIS MERATA-RATA
2- KUCING-KUCING INI MENYEBABKAN KAWASAN INI BERSEPAH.
(bersepah dgn kertas-kertas surat khabar diorg buat alas makanan kucing tu.dah tau nak bg makan kucing tu,kemas la lepas kucing tu dah makan)
On Sunday, the boxes and the cats were still there. Making me more angry. But I make an effort to clean my flower pot and to replace the spoiled soil with a new badge of soil. Also, I did tidy up the messy boxes and and the floor which were strewn with newspapers-and it wasn't even my mess!!!. Finally, on Monday afternoon when I came back from work, I was so happy to find out that everything was cleared and neat again. Except for the turd's mark on the floor.
***Mind you, I wasn't angry at the cats. They were cats, what did they know.
I planned to have a nice and peaceful Sunday last week, but a stupid moron or perhaps a group of morons managed to ruin it.Here how it goes...
About a week ago, some moron placed an empty PC box(and later add more boxes) on a landing of my apartment level. We have about 12 plus apartments on each level. Inside that box, there is a stray cat with her 6 kittens. At first, the cat and her kittens were not a nuisance at all because they were quiet and they stayed in the box. One morning later, I woke up and somehow I smelled this funny smell lingered near my living room. The smell was rather intense. I sniffed everywhere around the apartment but I just couldn't find what it was. That afternoon, when I came back from work, I noticed the soil in one of my flower pots(which I put put outside my apartment) was dispersed. I took a further look at it and realized that the cat has managed to leave her smelly and sticky turd on the soil. She also managed to leave some of her turd on the flower pot. I was aghast. Who's gonna clean this thing up? That stupid moron may not even know about this. I wish I have the ability to be an invisible woman so that I can stand near box and identify the moron(s) who fed the cats but were ignorance about the cats needs to clean their bowels. Once I can identify that moron, I would love to place the box, the cats plus their smelly turd in that person bedroom. Smacking the turd on their face would be better, but I'm not that cruel.
So on Friday afternoon, I paste a notice asking the moron- well, of course I didn't wrote ' Dear Moron'. Being a nice person, I wrote:
KEPADA INSAN BERHATI MULIA YANG MENYEDIAKAN KOTAK DAN MEMBERI MAKANAN KEPADA KUCING-KUCING INI, DIMINTA KERJASAMA ANDA UNTUK MEMINDAHKAN KUCING-KUCING INI KERANA:-
1- KUCING-KUCING INI MEMBUANG NAJIS MERATA-RATA
2- KUCING-KUCING INI MENYEBABKAN KAWASAN INI BERSEPAH.
(bersepah dgn kertas-kertas surat khabar diorg buat alas makanan kucing tu.dah tau nak bg makan kucing tu,kemas la lepas kucing tu dah makan)
On Sunday, the boxes and the cats were still there. Making me more angry. But I make an effort to clean my flower pot and to replace the spoiled soil with a new badge of soil. Also, I did tidy up the messy boxes and and the floor which were strewn with newspapers-and it wasn't even my mess!!!. Finally, on Monday afternoon when I came back from work, I was so happy to find out that everything was cleared and neat again. Except for the turd's mark on the floor.
***Mind you, I wasn't angry at the cats. They were cats, what did they know.
Friday, January 25, 2008
Virus Attack!
I don't know how it happens. But somehow a rather strange virus has managed to get into my computer and attack almost everything!!!
I know some of them (i.e virus clan) has already sneaked into my laptop-especially my microsft word. Can you imagine your cursor suddenly appears at other sentences without you moving it? Yes! It happens to me. As if some ghost/Neng Nak is there inside my laptop.
If the virus is a physical thing, I would have knock it dead-smash it in the head-thump on it. Violence huh?! Seriously, I am very angry. When I type the letter 'm' , what comes out is 'm6'- it's a 'm16' minus the '1'. What is this? Some kind of military virus? When I type '/', a '/0' appears on my screen. Aaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh....
What really ticks me off is that my laptop does not come with that 'driver thing'. I know myself very well to know that I do not misplaced it -I'm 2 notch down againts Bree standard. Who's Bree? Well, you've got to watch Desperate Housewives to get to know Bree. So, I blame that money hunger+lying through their yellow teeth PC Shop salesman for not giving me the driver+etc thing. Again...Aaaaaarrrgggghhhhh....
Am I screwed? :((
I know some of them (i.e virus clan) has already sneaked into my laptop-especially my microsft word. Can you imagine your cursor suddenly appears at other sentences without you moving it? Yes! It happens to me. As if some ghost/Neng Nak is there inside my laptop.
If the virus is a physical thing, I would have knock it dead-smash it in the head-thump on it. Violence huh?! Seriously, I am very angry. When I type the letter 'm' , what comes out is 'm6'- it's a 'm16' minus the '1'. What is this? Some kind of military virus? When I type '/', a '/0' appears on my screen. Aaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh....
What really ticks me off is that my laptop does not come with that 'driver thing'. I know myself very well to know that I do not misplaced it -I'm 2 notch down againts Bree standard. Who's Bree? Well, you've got to watch Desperate Housewives to get to know Bree. So, I blame that money hunger+lying through their yellow teeth PC Shop salesman for not giving me the driver+etc thing. Again...Aaaaaarrrgggghhhhh....
Am I screwed? :((
Monday, January 21, 2008
Semoga Kita Berjaya Dunia&Akhirat
Something good to share with ya'all :)
Diriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW telah bersabda yang bermaksud: Setelah Allah SWT selesai menciptakan Jibrail as dengan bentuk yang cantik, dan Allah menciptakan pula baginya 600 sayap yang panjang , sayap itu antara timur dan barat (ada pendapat lain menyatakan 124, 000 sayap). Setelah itu Jibrail as memandang dirinya sendiri dan berkata: "Wahai Tuhanku, adakah engkau menciptakan makhluk yang lebih baik daripada aku?." Lalu Allah berfirman yang bermaksud.. "Tidak"
Kemudian Jibrail as berdiri serta solat dua rakaat kerana syukur kepada Allah swt. dan tiap-tiap rakaat itu lamanya 20,000 tahun.
Setelah selesai Jibrail as solat, maka Allah SWT berfirman yang bermaksud. "Wahai Jibrail, kamu telah menyembah aku dengan ibadah yang bersungguh-sungguh, dan tidak ada seorang pun yang menyembah kepadaku seperti ibadat kamu, akan tetapi di akhir zaman nanti akan datang seorang nabi yang mulia yang paling aku cintai, namanya 'Muhammad.' Dia mempunyai umat yang lemah dan sentiasa berdosa, sekiranya mereka itu mengerjakan solat dua rakaat yang hanya sebentar sahaja, dan mereka dalam keadaan lupa serta serba kurang, fikiran mereka melayang bermacam-macam dan dosa mereka pun besar juga. Maka demi kemuliaannKu dan ketinggianKu, sesungguhnya solat mereka itu aku lebih sukai dari solatmu itu. Kerana mereka mengerjakan solat atas perintahKu, sedangkan kamu mengerjakan solat bukan atas perintahKu."
Kemudian Jibrail as berkata: "Ya Tuhanku, apakah yang Engkau hadiahkan kepada mereka sebagai imbalan ibadat mereka?"
Lalu Allah berfirman yang bermaksud. "Ya Jibrail, akan Aku berikan syurga Ma'waa sebagai tempat tinggal..." Kemudian Jibrail as meminta izin keada Allah untuk melihat syura Ma'waa. Setelah Jibrail as mendapat izin dari Allah SWT maka pergilah Jibrail as dengan mengembangkan sayapnya dan terbang, setiap dia mengembangkan dua sayapnya dia boleh menempuh jarak perjalanan 3000 tahun, terbanglah malaikat jibrail as selama 300 tahun sehingga ia merasa letih dan lemah dan akhirnya dia turun singgah berteduh di bawah bayangan sebuah pohon dan dia sujud kepada Allah SWT lalu ia berkata dalam sujud: "Ya Tuhanku apakah sudah aku menempuh jarak perjalanan setengahnya, atau sepertiganya, atau seperempatnya?"
Kemudian Allah swt berfirman yang bermaksud. "Wahai Jibrail, kalau kamu dapat terbang selama 3000 tahun dan meskipun aku memberikan kekuatan kepadamu seperti kekuatan yang engkau miliki, lalu kamu terbang seperti yang telah kamu lakukan, nescaya kamu tidak akan sampai kepada sepersepuluh dari beberapa perpuluhan yang telah kuberikan kepada umat Muhammad terhadap imbalan solat dua rakaat yang mereka kerjakan....."
Sesungguhnya Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan enam perkara iaitu :
* Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan redha-Nya dalam taat.
* Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan murka-Nya di dalam maksiat.
* Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan nama-Nya yang Maha Agung di dalam Al-Quran.
* Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan Lailatul Qadar di dalam bulan Ramadhan.
* Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan solat yang paling utama di dalam solat (yang lima waktu).
* Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan (tarikh terjadinya) hari kiamat di dalam semua hari.
Semoga kita mendapat berkat daripada ilmu ini. Wallahualam
Diriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW telah bersabda yang bermaksud: Setelah Allah SWT selesai menciptakan Jibrail as dengan bentuk yang cantik, dan Allah menciptakan pula baginya 600 sayap yang panjang , sayap itu antara timur dan barat (ada pendapat lain menyatakan 124, 000 sayap). Setelah itu Jibrail as memandang dirinya sendiri dan berkata: "Wahai Tuhanku, adakah engkau menciptakan makhluk yang lebih baik daripada aku?." Lalu Allah berfirman yang bermaksud.. "Tidak"
Kemudian Jibrail as berdiri serta solat dua rakaat kerana syukur kepada Allah swt. dan tiap-tiap rakaat itu lamanya 20,000 tahun.
Setelah selesai Jibrail as solat, maka Allah SWT berfirman yang bermaksud. "Wahai Jibrail, kamu telah menyembah aku dengan ibadah yang bersungguh-sungguh, dan tidak ada seorang pun yang menyembah kepadaku seperti ibadat kamu, akan tetapi di akhir zaman nanti akan datang seorang nabi yang mulia yang paling aku cintai, namanya 'Muhammad.' Dia mempunyai umat yang lemah dan sentiasa berdosa, sekiranya mereka itu mengerjakan solat dua rakaat yang hanya sebentar sahaja, dan mereka dalam keadaan lupa serta serba kurang, fikiran mereka melayang bermacam-macam dan dosa mereka pun besar juga. Maka demi kemuliaannKu dan ketinggianKu, sesungguhnya solat mereka itu aku lebih sukai dari solatmu itu. Kerana mereka mengerjakan solat atas perintahKu, sedangkan kamu mengerjakan solat bukan atas perintahKu."
Kemudian Jibrail as berkata: "Ya Tuhanku, apakah yang Engkau hadiahkan kepada mereka sebagai imbalan ibadat mereka?"
Lalu Allah berfirman yang bermaksud. "Ya Jibrail, akan Aku berikan syurga Ma'waa sebagai tempat tinggal..." Kemudian Jibrail as meminta izin keada Allah untuk melihat syura Ma'waa. Setelah Jibrail as mendapat izin dari Allah SWT maka pergilah Jibrail as dengan mengembangkan sayapnya dan terbang, setiap dia mengembangkan dua sayapnya dia boleh menempuh jarak perjalanan 3000 tahun, terbanglah malaikat jibrail as selama 300 tahun sehingga ia merasa letih dan lemah dan akhirnya dia turun singgah berteduh di bawah bayangan sebuah pohon dan dia sujud kepada Allah SWT lalu ia berkata dalam sujud: "Ya Tuhanku apakah sudah aku menempuh jarak perjalanan setengahnya, atau sepertiganya, atau seperempatnya?"
Kemudian Allah swt berfirman yang bermaksud. "Wahai Jibrail, kalau kamu dapat terbang selama 3000 tahun dan meskipun aku memberikan kekuatan kepadamu seperti kekuatan yang engkau miliki, lalu kamu terbang seperti yang telah kamu lakukan, nescaya kamu tidak akan sampai kepada sepersepuluh dari beberapa perpuluhan yang telah kuberikan kepada umat Muhammad terhadap imbalan solat dua rakaat yang mereka kerjakan....."
Sesungguhnya Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan enam perkara iaitu :
* Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan redha-Nya dalam taat.
* Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan murka-Nya di dalam maksiat.
* Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan nama-Nya yang Maha Agung di dalam Al-Quran.
* Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan Lailatul Qadar di dalam bulan Ramadhan.
* Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan solat yang paling utama di dalam solat (yang lima waktu).
* Allah S.W.T telah menyembunyikan (tarikh terjadinya) hari kiamat di dalam semua hari.
Semoga kita mendapat berkat daripada ilmu ini. Wallahualam
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Early education
If we don't devote ourselves to Islam; and we don't teach n show our kids to do so,this might be the consequence!
*the boy and girl in this picture are doing more than kissing, they were smooching and petting and only God know what... such a sad reality :(
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Lost Ballonist
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.
He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 50 feet above this
field. "
"You must be an engineer", says the balloonist.
"I am", replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well", says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct,
but it's of no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must be in management."
"I am", replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don`t know where you are, or where you`re going, but you
expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but somehow now it's my fault."
*Note: No pun intended towards people from managment side. Just that this joke reminds me of an acquintance during my study years. He was majoring in business study. He was boasting about how much money people in management will make compared to engineers despite the fact that engineering students spend most of their time studying. Hemm... I wonder how much he is making now?....
He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 50 feet above this
field. "
"You must be an engineer", says the balloonist.
"I am", replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well", says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct,
but it's of no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must be in management."
"I am", replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don`t know where you are, or where you`re going, but you
expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but somehow now it's my fault."
*Note: No pun intended towards people from managment side. Just that this joke reminds me of an acquintance during my study years. He was majoring in business study. He was boasting about how much money people in management will make compared to engineers despite the fact that engineering students spend most of their time studying. Hemm... I wonder how much he is making now?....
Friday, January 11, 2008
Mee Bandung
A little something for all of you :)
Untuk beberapa tahun, Ahmad Suffian telah mengadakan hubungan sulit dengan orang gajinya,Sutina. Suatu hari, Sutina memberitahu Ahmad Suffian yang dirinya mengandung. Ahmad Suffian yang tidak mahu merosakkan perkahwinannya, telah mengambil keputusan untuk menghantar Sutina balik ke Bandung untuk melahirkan anak mereka di sana. Beliau berjanji akan menanggung segala kos untuk anak tersebut
sehingga anaknya nanti berusia 18 tahun.
Supaya rahsia mereka berdua tidak terbongkar, Ahmad Suffian
menyuruh Sutina supaya menghantarkan sekeping poskad dengan menulis perkataan
"Mee Bandung" dibelakangnya setelah anak mereka lahir nanti.Ahmad Suffian akan menguruskan segala perbelanjaan untuk anaknya setelah mendapat poskad itu nanti.
Suatu hari, 9 bulan selepas itu, ketika Ahmad Suffian pulang dari kerja, isterinya Norzalina menegur Ahmad Suffian dengan muka yang keliru,
"Bang ... abang dapat poskad yang peliklah hari ni," kata Norzalina.
"Oh, tak pe ... bagi poskad tu kat Abang. Nanti abang jelaskan,"kata Ahmad Suffian.
Norzalina pun memberi poskad itu kepada Ahmad Suffian dan melihat Ahmad Suffian membaca poskad tersebut, sebelum muka Ahmad Suffian bertukar menjadi biru, ungu dan terus pengsan!
Poskad itu berbunyi ...
"Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung - 2 ada telur, 2 tiada telur. Tolong hantarkan kuah lebih ya!"
Untuk beberapa tahun, Ahmad Suffian telah mengadakan hubungan sulit dengan orang gajinya,Sutina. Suatu hari, Sutina memberitahu Ahmad Suffian yang dirinya mengandung. Ahmad Suffian yang tidak mahu merosakkan perkahwinannya, telah mengambil keputusan untuk menghantar Sutina balik ke Bandung untuk melahirkan anak mereka di sana. Beliau berjanji akan menanggung segala kos untuk anak tersebut
sehingga anaknya nanti berusia 18 tahun.
Supaya rahsia mereka berdua tidak terbongkar, Ahmad Suffian
menyuruh Sutina supaya menghantarkan sekeping poskad dengan menulis perkataan
"Mee Bandung" dibelakangnya setelah anak mereka lahir nanti.Ahmad Suffian akan menguruskan segala perbelanjaan untuk anaknya setelah mendapat poskad itu nanti.
Suatu hari, 9 bulan selepas itu, ketika Ahmad Suffian pulang dari kerja, isterinya Norzalina menegur Ahmad Suffian dengan muka yang keliru,
"Bang ... abang dapat poskad yang peliklah hari ni," kata Norzalina.
"Oh, tak pe ... bagi poskad tu kat Abang. Nanti abang jelaskan,"kata Ahmad Suffian.
Norzalina pun memberi poskad itu kepada Ahmad Suffian dan melihat Ahmad Suffian membaca poskad tersebut, sebelum muka Ahmad Suffian bertukar menjadi biru, ungu dan terus pengsan!
Poskad itu berbunyi ...
"Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung - 2 ada telur, 2 tiada telur. Tolong hantarkan kuah lebih ya!"
Lelaki Malaysia lebih penyayang
KUALA LUMPUR 7 Jan. – Lelaki Malaysia dikatakan lebih bersifat penyayang dan sikap itu menjadi sebab terpenting mengapa wanita Indonesia gemar memilih mereka sebagai suami.
Bagi lelaki tempatan yang berkahwin dengan wanita seberang pula, mereka meletakkan kelembutan tingkah laku wanita dari republik itu sebagai daya tarikan utama.
Bagaimanapun, tinjauan Utusan Malaysia mendapati pasangan suami isteri yang terdiri daripada lelaki Malaysia dan wanita Indonesia menolak persepsi umum kononnya perkahwinan mereka adalah untuk memudahkan wanita Indonesia mendapatkan kerakyatan negara ini.
Seorang wanita Indonesia yang bekerja di sebuah restoran di sini, Misna Seling, 33, berkata, andai kata dia diberikan peluang sekali lagi dia tetap akan memilih untuk mengahwini lelaki Malaysia.
“Pada saya, lelaki Malaysia lebih penyayang dan lebih memahami diri wanita,” katanya kepada pemberita di sini hari ini. Misna sudah 18 tahun menetap di Kuala Lumpur dan telah mendirikan rumah tangga dengan seorang lelaki rakyat negara ini.
Menurut Misna, dia tidak menjadikan rupa paras atau harta kekayaan sebagai tarikan untuk berkahwin.
“Saya melihat pada hati budi lelaki Malaysia,” katanya.
Dia juga menolak tanggapan bahawa wanita Indonesia memilih lelaki tempatan kerana ingin mendapatkan taraf penduduk tetap di negara ini.
Misna mengulas kenyataan Setiausaha Parlimen di Jabatan Perdana Menteri, Datuk Dr. Mashitah Ibrahim di Jakarta semalam yang meminta kajian dijalankan bagi mencari punca kenapa ramai lelaki Malaysia memilih calon isteri dari Indonesia.
Berdasarkan rekod Kedutaan Besar Malaysia di Jakarta, antara lima hingga 10 pasangan dari kedua-dua negara mendaftar setiap hari untuk bernikah.
Seorang pekerja gerai pakaian di Jalan Masjid India di sini, Ria Kantigi, 38, berkata, dia terdorong memilih lelaki Malaysia sebagai teman hidup kerana suaminya amat memahami dirinya.
“Mungkin jodoh saya ditakdirkan di Malaysia tetapi apa yang penting lelaki Malaysia lebih memahami dan menyayangi saya sepenuh hati,” tambahnya.
Ketika ditanya adakah wujud halangan keluarga kedua-dua belah pihak, Ria menjelaskan bahawa perkahwinannya dengan lelaki Malaysia mendapat restu keluarga.
Bagi Riyanti, 30, yang berasal dari Lombok di kepulauan Mataram, dia tidak kisah jika jodohnya di Malaysia ditakdirkan bersama suami orang.
“Memang orang kata perempuan Indonesia suka rampas suami orang, tetapi saya berasa kita bukan bertepuk sebelah tangan.
“Ada kalanya lelaki tempatan yang hendak sangat kepada wanita Indonesia,” katanya.
Kurang senang
Riyanti agak kurang senang dengan tanggapan kononnya wanita sepertinya mengahwini lelaki tempatan atas alasan harta dan kerakyatan.
Sementara itu, lelaki tempatan yang memilih pasangan hidup daripada kalangan wanita Indonesia pula membuat keputusan untuk berkahwin berdasarkan aspek jodoh dan layanan.
Bagi pemandu lori, Akbar Abdullah, 29, yang mengahwini seorang wanita rakyat Indonesia, berkata, wanita Indonesia lebih lembut, manja dan pandai melayan.
“Bukan hendak kata wanita tempatan tidak begitu, tetapi itu adalah salah satu sebab selain sudah ditakdirkan itulah jodoh kami,” katanya.
Akbar yang sudah lima tahun mendirikan rumah tangga dengan gadis seberang mengakui dia kini berasa amat bahagia.
Sumber:Utusan Malaysia
http://www.utusan.com.my/utusan/arkib.asp?y=2008&dt=0108&pub=utusan_malaysia&sec=muka%5Fhadapan&pg=mh_03.htm&arc=hive
Bagi lelaki tempatan yang berkahwin dengan wanita seberang pula, mereka meletakkan kelembutan tingkah laku wanita dari republik itu sebagai daya tarikan utama.
Bagaimanapun, tinjauan Utusan Malaysia mendapati pasangan suami isteri yang terdiri daripada lelaki Malaysia dan wanita Indonesia menolak persepsi umum kononnya perkahwinan mereka adalah untuk memudahkan wanita Indonesia mendapatkan kerakyatan negara ini.
Seorang wanita Indonesia yang bekerja di sebuah restoran di sini, Misna Seling, 33, berkata, andai kata dia diberikan peluang sekali lagi dia tetap akan memilih untuk mengahwini lelaki Malaysia.
“Pada saya, lelaki Malaysia lebih penyayang dan lebih memahami diri wanita,” katanya kepada pemberita di sini hari ini. Misna sudah 18 tahun menetap di Kuala Lumpur dan telah mendirikan rumah tangga dengan seorang lelaki rakyat negara ini.
Menurut Misna, dia tidak menjadikan rupa paras atau harta kekayaan sebagai tarikan untuk berkahwin.
“Saya melihat pada hati budi lelaki Malaysia,” katanya.
Dia juga menolak tanggapan bahawa wanita Indonesia memilih lelaki tempatan kerana ingin mendapatkan taraf penduduk tetap di negara ini.
Misna mengulas kenyataan Setiausaha Parlimen di Jabatan Perdana Menteri, Datuk Dr. Mashitah Ibrahim di Jakarta semalam yang meminta kajian dijalankan bagi mencari punca kenapa ramai lelaki Malaysia memilih calon isteri dari Indonesia.
Berdasarkan rekod Kedutaan Besar Malaysia di Jakarta, antara lima hingga 10 pasangan dari kedua-dua negara mendaftar setiap hari untuk bernikah.
Seorang pekerja gerai pakaian di Jalan Masjid India di sini, Ria Kantigi, 38, berkata, dia terdorong memilih lelaki Malaysia sebagai teman hidup kerana suaminya amat memahami dirinya.
“Mungkin jodoh saya ditakdirkan di Malaysia tetapi apa yang penting lelaki Malaysia lebih memahami dan menyayangi saya sepenuh hati,” tambahnya.
Ketika ditanya adakah wujud halangan keluarga kedua-dua belah pihak, Ria menjelaskan bahawa perkahwinannya dengan lelaki Malaysia mendapat restu keluarga.
Bagi Riyanti, 30, yang berasal dari Lombok di kepulauan Mataram, dia tidak kisah jika jodohnya di Malaysia ditakdirkan bersama suami orang.
“Memang orang kata perempuan Indonesia suka rampas suami orang, tetapi saya berasa kita bukan bertepuk sebelah tangan.
“Ada kalanya lelaki tempatan yang hendak sangat kepada wanita Indonesia,” katanya.
Kurang senang
Riyanti agak kurang senang dengan tanggapan kononnya wanita sepertinya mengahwini lelaki tempatan atas alasan harta dan kerakyatan.
Sementara itu, lelaki tempatan yang memilih pasangan hidup daripada kalangan wanita Indonesia pula membuat keputusan untuk berkahwin berdasarkan aspek jodoh dan layanan.
Bagi pemandu lori, Akbar Abdullah, 29, yang mengahwini seorang wanita rakyat Indonesia, berkata, wanita Indonesia lebih lembut, manja dan pandai melayan.
“Bukan hendak kata wanita tempatan tidak begitu, tetapi itu adalah salah satu sebab selain sudah ditakdirkan itulah jodoh kami,” katanya.
Akbar yang sudah lima tahun mendirikan rumah tangga dengan gadis seberang mengakui dia kini berasa amat bahagia.
Sumber:Utusan Malaysia
http://www.utusan.com.my/utusan/arkib.asp?y=2008&dt=0108&pub=utusan_malaysia&sec=muka%5Fhadapan&pg=mh_03.htm&arc=hive
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Black Dog Bone
This is one of the famous band in the 80s(I think). I don't know how did they agree to name themselves "BLACK DOG BONE'. Eewww.. "TULANG ANJING HITAM". Uh..uh.. I just hope there'll be no band who name themselves like "PINK PIG SKIN" etc..or is there one already??? :O
The album cover:
I'll try to find one of their songs and put it here for you to listen.
The album cover:
I'll try to find one of their songs and put it here for you to listen.
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Great Politic Talks
I got this from my fren, Inarni thru email. Just a little politic jokes to share on Saturday :)
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The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: 'I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'
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The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: 'I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?'
The barman says 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?'
Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
and Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.'
And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!!!'
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'
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Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ....... Problem Solved!!!
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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: 'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'.
The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!'
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: Brave American saves life of little girl' the policeman answers.
But I am not an American!' - says the man.
'Oh, what are you then?' asks the policeman.
The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'
The next day the newspapers say: 'A Terrorist kills innocent American dog'.
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The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: 'I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'
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The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: 'I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?'
The barman says 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?'
Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
and Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.'
And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!!!'
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'
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Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ....... Problem Solved!!!
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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: 'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'.
The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!'
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: Brave American saves life of little girl' the policeman answers.
But I am not an American!' - says the man.
'Oh, what are you then?' asks the policeman.
The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'
The next day the newspapers say: 'A Terrorist kills innocent American dog'.
Friday, January 4, 2008
Cancer:Common Uncommon
I had to go to HKL last Wednesday for another follow up at the radiotheraphy clinic. It's already 8.30a.m when I give my appointment card to the clerk on duty. The clinic was full of people waiting for their turn to see the doctors. I manage to squeeze myself between a chinese lady with her child and a big malay guy.
Whenever I go to the hospital, I'll always bring a magazine, novel, anything that can help me to pass the time. I also use my reading material as a mechanism for me to avoid conversation. I remembered during my 5th and 6th chemotherapy cycle, I had to be admitted to the radiotherapy wad because the doctors had to increase the dose given to me. I know that I can't stand laying and lazying around without tv to watch. So what I did was I bring a novel, my bead sewing project and of course a Quran which is a must. During day time, I will sew beads until visiting hours. During visiting hours, I will read my novel like nobody business. Reason is, visitors for other patient will come and try to chat with me. I do thank them for making the effort, but I just wasn't interested for a chit chat. They usually will ask questions like "Sakit apa?", "Bila kena?", "Dah ada berapa orng anak?"etc. For goodness sake, if you meet someone at radiotheraphy or oncology clinic, of course they have some sort of cancer. I guess they were just nosy. So I either pretend to sleep or immerse myself in reading novel. As for my visitors, my husband will only come and visit me after maghrib. And for my family members, I have asked them not to come and visit me. It just a treatment after all and I do need rest while my body sucked up all those water and cancer drug.
Anyway, back to the day of the follow up appointment day, I can't help myself from being nosy. I wanted to talk to the chinese lady beside me. It's not her who have cancer. It's her daughter( so that's why I was nosy ok). It was obvious because her daughter was totally bald and wore some kind of mask to cover her nose and mouth. But I tried not to ask "Sakit apa?". I just made a remark "Strong eh?" while I patted her daughter shoulder. Without much probing from me, she told me about her daughter condition. I didn't really know how to show my sympathy but deep down in my heart I can feel for that little girl. She is just 5 years old and yet she had to go through all this radiotheraphy and chemotherapy. I really hope she'll be fine and totally cured.
Yes, chemotheraphy is not an extremely painful treatment. But the aftermath is one heck of a story. I was lucky enough and blessed too I guess because I did not suffer so much during my chemotheraphy treatment. Hair loss? Nada. Weight loss? Just a little bit even though I do want to lose few more kilos ;)
I was just experiencing a mild nausea and loss of appetite for about 4 to 5 days after the chemo. So all in all, I guess I am so blessed that I was diagnosed at a very early stage.
Again, back to the follow up appointment day, the Malay guy on my other side started to make conversation with me. I feel bad for him because he was treated 4 years before for some sort of cancer -I didn't dare asked- and about 1.5 year ago
(this is my own calculation based on his story), the supposedly cured/almost cured cancer cell has already spread up towards his brain. I was speechless. No words of encouragement because I just don't know how. He is younger than me. 26 years old! I wasn't sure whether its just me or what, but I did notice a hint of frustation in his voice. Well, who wouldn't???
My point of telling you my dear reader all of this is just one thing==> Cancer has become a common 'thing' in our world. Not just in Malaysia. Even in the US. If you can take precaution, do it. It may be in terms of your diet, life style and the most important of all, our doa. I have never imagined I will have cancer one day, but I did. So what' left for me? Well, lots of things because we need to know that being cancer patient is not the end of our life.
Whenever I go to the hospital, I'll always bring a magazine, novel, anything that can help me to pass the time. I also use my reading material as a mechanism for me to avoid conversation. I remembered during my 5th and 6th chemotherapy cycle, I had to be admitted to the radiotherapy wad because the doctors had to increase the dose given to me. I know that I can't stand laying and lazying around without tv to watch. So what I did was I bring a novel, my bead sewing project and of course a Quran which is a must. During day time, I will sew beads until visiting hours. During visiting hours, I will read my novel like nobody business. Reason is, visitors for other patient will come and try to chat with me. I do thank them for making the effort, but I just wasn't interested for a chit chat. They usually will ask questions like "Sakit apa?", "Bila kena?", "Dah ada berapa orng anak?"etc. For goodness sake, if you meet someone at radiotheraphy or oncology clinic, of course they have some sort of cancer. I guess they were just nosy. So I either pretend to sleep or immerse myself in reading novel. As for my visitors, my husband will only come and visit me after maghrib. And for my family members, I have asked them not to come and visit me. It just a treatment after all and I do need rest while my body sucked up all those water and cancer drug.
Anyway, back to the day of the follow up appointment day, I can't help myself from being nosy. I wanted to talk to the chinese lady beside me. It's not her who have cancer. It's her daughter( so that's why I was nosy ok). It was obvious because her daughter was totally bald and wore some kind of mask to cover her nose and mouth. But I tried not to ask "Sakit apa?". I just made a remark "Strong eh?" while I patted her daughter shoulder. Without much probing from me, she told me about her daughter condition. I didn't really know how to show my sympathy but deep down in my heart I can feel for that little girl. She is just 5 years old and yet she had to go through all this radiotheraphy and chemotherapy. I really hope she'll be fine and totally cured.
Yes, chemotheraphy is not an extremely painful treatment. But the aftermath is one heck of a story. I was lucky enough and blessed too I guess because I did not suffer so much during my chemotheraphy treatment. Hair loss? Nada. Weight loss? Just a little bit even though I do want to lose few more kilos ;)
I was just experiencing a mild nausea and loss of appetite for about 4 to 5 days after the chemo. So all in all, I guess I am so blessed that I was diagnosed at a very early stage.
Again, back to the follow up appointment day, the Malay guy on my other side started to make conversation with me. I feel bad for him because he was treated 4 years before for some sort of cancer -I didn't dare asked- and about 1.5 year ago
(this is my own calculation based on his story), the supposedly cured/almost cured cancer cell has already spread up towards his brain. I was speechless. No words of encouragement because I just don't know how. He is younger than me. 26 years old! I wasn't sure whether its just me or what, but I did notice a hint of frustation in his voice. Well, who wouldn't???
My point of telling you my dear reader all of this is just one thing==> Cancer has become a common 'thing' in our world. Not just in Malaysia. Even in the US. If you can take precaution, do it. It may be in terms of your diet, life style and the most important of all, our doa. I have never imagined I will have cancer one day, but I did. So what' left for me? Well, lots of things because we need to know that being cancer patient is not the end of our life.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Aku hanya cinta kamu.. (duhhh!!!)
"Saya tau dia memang sayang saya kak. Saya pun sayang dia. Sebab tu saya tak kisah kalau kita orang gaduh sebab nanti akan baik balik."
Maaf ye, itu bukan sedutan drama SEMBELIT keluaran usop selam tu. Mahupun drama2 syahdu keluaran rosam nor tu.
Itu adalah sedutan perbualan saya dgn sorang gadis(hope so!) yang bekerja di sebuah salon.
Baru-baru ni saya pegi buat facial treatment. Tak pernah buat pun kat situ. Kebetulan ada waktu yg boleh dibazirkan sementara nak tunggu suami saya habis keje & balik rumah sama2.
Elok je saya baring kat katil & bersedia untuk dirawat wajahku ini, budak perempuan pekerja salon tu ajak saya berborak. Uiisshh.. peramah sungguh. Baguslah dia peramah, tak sombong. Cuma cerita2 dia tu.. aduuhh.. pening kepala saya nak dengar.(my problem is, I can't just listen. I will think about whatever people said to me & analyze it)
CERITA 1
as(adik salon): akak apa plan tahun baru?
me: dok rumah je. awak?
as: saya ni plan nak bertunang.
me: bila?
as: kalau ikutkan masa raya haji hari tu. tapi bakal bapa mertua saya meninggal, terpaksa tangguh.
as: tapi tak tau la kak, saya skrg ada kawan dgn orang lain.
me: ??? cepatnya awak berubah hati?
as: saya berubah hati ada sebab kak.
* then she went on & on about her supposed boyfriend. About his betrayal, about his rudeness -boypren ni pernah maki hamun dia, about his unromanticness(is there such word?), but above all he is caring & loving(???), etc.
me: pada saya kalau dia sanggup ckp macam tu, dia tak respect awak.
as: mmg la kak. tapi bila dia ckp macam tu, maknanya dia tgh marah sangat la tu.
*i feel like shaking some sense into her
CERITA 2
as: skrg yg saya kawan tu, polis.
me: uhumm..
as: baru je kenal. tapi dia kata kalau saya setuju, dia memang nak ajak saya kawin.
me: uhumm.. bagusla tu..
*huh!do i really say that?!
as: dia kata bila dah kawin nanti, dia akan sediakan sediakan semua kemewahan untuk saya. rumah, kereta, semua2 lah..
me: (all i was thinking is he must have take money on the side.. but i don't dare telling her)
as: tapi tak tau la kak. polis ni tak bole percaya sangat.
me: (hahaha... that's what you said. but i can see thru you that you sort of hoping for him)
as: malam ni nak keluar makan dgn dia la. tapi kejap je. sebelum 9.30 mlm. lepas tu dia keje.
CERITA 3
as: saya pernah keluar dgn sorang lelaki ni kak. keje drebar hakim. dia kata dgn duit yg dia ada, dgn apa yg dia ada, dia bole dapat mana2 pompuan.
me: drebar hakim?????????
as: ala kak.. drebar yg swasta ni. banyaklah gaji dia.
* she must have heard my unspoken question.. hehehe..
as: kalau keluar sama, tangan dia tu letak kat punggung saya. bila saya mengelak dia letak atas bahu. bila saya elak lagi, dia kata " eleh.. itu pun tak bole". saya tak suka ( i was ready to give her point for that but..) kalau nak romantik pun, pegang tangan cukup la.
*Nauzubillah.. apa nak jadik dgn masyarakat Islam kita ni, pegang tangan tu dah dikira biasa.
as: berlagak kak. dia kata dia takkan tunduk dgn mana2 pompuan. sekali tu masa saya keluar dgn dia, naik motor saya nak tunjuk kat dia. lelaki macam mana hebat sekalipun, tetap akan kalah dgn pompuan. Saya sengaja je peluk pinggang dia. Kejap je, pastu dia kata. "as buat apa ni? abang tak tahan"
me: ( i was dumbstruck by her statement! tak terkata aku. )
as: esoknya dia ajak saya keluar lagi. tapi saya tak nak dah. saya pernah tanya dia, kalau abang bole dapat mana2 perempuan, kenapa kawan dgn ayu? dia kata "ayu lain. pompuan2 yg abang kenal semuanya materialistik.
*up to this point, i just can't withhold my opinion any longer.
me: huh! dia mengayat la tu. dia saja je nak bagi awak perasan. saya bole guarantee la yg dia dah pernah tidur dgn pompuan2 tu.
I think 3 stories are enough. Listening to her endless stories does make me wonder.
1-How does she met all those jerks?
2-How can she think the way she thinks ( insiden peluk pinggang tu)
3-How can she stay in an emotionally abusive relationship?
4-She's 21 years old. Why does she waste her time knowing those jerks?
5-I think each of us does have some vibe(a.k.a aura) which attract people to us. So if we were approached by the wrong type of people, we must have been sending a wrong vibe.
6-What have our media ( local& global) done to our youngsters? Most of these teenagers seem to think 'they can't survive without boypren-gepren relationship'
7-Apalah nak jadi dgn saudara Islamku... :(
to be continued...(maybe)
Maaf ye, itu bukan sedutan drama SEMBELIT keluaran usop selam tu. Mahupun drama2 syahdu keluaran rosam nor tu.
Itu adalah sedutan perbualan saya dgn sorang gadis(hope so!) yang bekerja di sebuah salon.
Baru-baru ni saya pegi buat facial treatment. Tak pernah buat pun kat situ. Kebetulan ada waktu yg boleh dibazirkan sementara nak tunggu suami saya habis keje & balik rumah sama2.
Elok je saya baring kat katil & bersedia untuk dirawat wajahku ini, budak perempuan pekerja salon tu ajak saya berborak. Uiisshh.. peramah sungguh. Baguslah dia peramah, tak sombong. Cuma cerita2 dia tu.. aduuhh.. pening kepala saya nak dengar.(my problem is, I can't just listen. I will think about whatever people said to me & analyze it)
CERITA 1
as(adik salon): akak apa plan tahun baru?
me: dok rumah je. awak?
as: saya ni plan nak bertunang.
me: bila?
as: kalau ikutkan masa raya haji hari tu. tapi bakal bapa mertua saya meninggal, terpaksa tangguh.
as: tapi tak tau la kak, saya skrg ada kawan dgn orang lain.
me: ??? cepatnya awak berubah hati?
as: saya berubah hati ada sebab kak.
* then she went on & on about her supposed boyfriend. About his betrayal, about his rudeness -boypren ni pernah maki hamun dia, about his unromanticness(is there such word?), but above all he is caring & loving(???), etc.
me: pada saya kalau dia sanggup ckp macam tu, dia tak respect awak.
as: mmg la kak. tapi bila dia ckp macam tu, maknanya dia tgh marah sangat la tu.
*i feel like shaking some sense into her
CERITA 2
as: skrg yg saya kawan tu, polis.
me: uhumm..
as: baru je kenal. tapi dia kata kalau saya setuju, dia memang nak ajak saya kawin.
me: uhumm.. bagusla tu..
*huh!do i really say that?!
as: dia kata bila dah kawin nanti, dia akan sediakan sediakan semua kemewahan untuk saya. rumah, kereta, semua2 lah..
me: (all i was thinking is he must have take money on the side.. but i don't dare telling her)
as: tapi tak tau la kak. polis ni tak bole percaya sangat.
me: (hahaha... that's what you said. but i can see thru you that you sort of hoping for him)
as: malam ni nak keluar makan dgn dia la. tapi kejap je. sebelum 9.30 mlm. lepas tu dia keje.
CERITA 3
as: saya pernah keluar dgn sorang lelaki ni kak. keje drebar hakim. dia kata dgn duit yg dia ada, dgn apa yg dia ada, dia bole dapat mana2 pompuan.
me: drebar hakim?????????
as: ala kak.. drebar yg swasta ni. banyaklah gaji dia.
* she must have heard my unspoken question.. hehehe..
as: kalau keluar sama, tangan dia tu letak kat punggung saya. bila saya mengelak dia letak atas bahu. bila saya elak lagi, dia kata " eleh.. itu pun tak bole". saya tak suka ( i was ready to give her point for that but..) kalau nak romantik pun, pegang tangan cukup la.
*Nauzubillah.. apa nak jadik dgn masyarakat Islam kita ni, pegang tangan tu dah dikira biasa.
as: berlagak kak. dia kata dia takkan tunduk dgn mana2 pompuan. sekali tu masa saya keluar dgn dia, naik motor saya nak tunjuk kat dia. lelaki macam mana hebat sekalipun, tetap akan kalah dgn pompuan. Saya sengaja je peluk pinggang dia. Kejap je, pastu dia kata. "as buat apa ni? abang tak tahan"
me: ( i was dumbstruck by her statement! tak terkata aku. )
as: esoknya dia ajak saya keluar lagi. tapi saya tak nak dah. saya pernah tanya dia, kalau abang bole dapat mana2 perempuan, kenapa kawan dgn ayu? dia kata "ayu lain. pompuan2 yg abang kenal semuanya materialistik.
*up to this point, i just can't withhold my opinion any longer.
me: huh! dia mengayat la tu. dia saja je nak bagi awak perasan. saya bole guarantee la yg dia dah pernah tidur dgn pompuan2 tu.
I think 3 stories are enough. Listening to her endless stories does make me wonder.
1-How does she met all those jerks?
2-How can she think the way she thinks ( insiden peluk pinggang tu)
3-How can she stay in an emotionally abusive relationship?
4-She's 21 years old. Why does she waste her time knowing those jerks?
5-I think each of us does have some vibe(a.k.a aura) which attract people to us. So if we were approached by the wrong type of people, we must have been sending a wrong vibe.
6-What have our media ( local& global) done to our youngsters? Most of these teenagers seem to think 'they can't survive without boypren-gepren relationship'
7-Apalah nak jadi dgn saudara Islamku... :(
to be continued...(maybe)
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