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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Cat Attack..Arrrggghhh

Alrite, this cat attack thing occurs days before the virus attack on my laptop. It has nothing to do with the virus attack in any sense. In a physical sense, I would prefer the virus attack. You'll know why as you read further down.
I planned to have a nice and peaceful Sunday last week, but a stupid moron or perhaps a group of morons managed to ruin it.Here how it goes...

About a week ago, some moron placed an empty PC box(and later add more boxes) on a landing of my apartment level. We have about 12 plus apartments on each level. Inside that box, there is a stray cat with her 6 kittens. At first, the cat and her kittens were not a nuisance at all because they were quiet and they stayed in the box. One morning later, I woke up and somehow I smelled this funny smell lingered near my living room. The smell was rather intense. I sniffed everywhere around the apartment but I just couldn't find what it was. That afternoon, when I came back from work, I noticed the soil in one of my flower pots(which I put put outside my apartment) was dispersed. I took a further look at it and realized that the cat has managed to leave her smelly and sticky turd on the soil. She also managed to leave some of her turd on the flower pot. I was aghast. Who's gonna clean this thing up? That stupid moron may not even know about this. I wish I have the ability to be an invisible woman so that I can stand near box and identify the moron(s) who fed the cats but were ignorance about the cats needs to clean their bowels. Once I can identify that moron, I would love to place the box, the cats plus their smelly turd in that person bedroom. Smacking the turd on their face would be better, but I'm not that cruel.

So on Friday afternoon, I paste a notice asking the moron- well, of course I didn't wrote ' Dear Moron'. Being a nice person, I wrote:
KEPADA INSAN BERHATI MULIA YANG MENYEDIAKAN KOTAK DAN MEMBERI MAKANAN KEPADA KUCING-KUCING INI, DIMINTA KERJASAMA ANDA UNTUK MEMINDAHKAN KUCING-KUCING INI KERANA:-
1- KUCING-KUCING INI MEMBUANG NAJIS MERATA-RATA
2- KUCING-KUCING INI MENYEBABKAN KAWASAN INI BERSEPAH.

(bersepah dgn kertas-kertas surat khabar diorg buat alas makanan kucing tu.dah tau nak bg makan kucing tu,kemas la lepas kucing tu dah makan)

On Sunday, the boxes and the cats were still there. Making me more angry. But I make an effort to clean my flower pot and to replace the spoiled soil with a new badge of soil. Also, I did tidy up the messy boxes and and the floor which were strewn with newspapers-and it wasn't even my mess!!!. Finally, on Monday afternoon when I came back from work, I was so happy to find out that everything was cleared and neat again. Except for the turd's mark on the floor.

***Mind you, I wasn't angry at the cats. They were cats, what did they know.

4 comments:

Sad said...

eish sapa la yg baik hati tu, kalau baik hati ambik bela dalam rumah lagi senang kan?

achiema said...

dla,
kesian ko.. aku teringat dulu kat ground floor tu jer yg meriah ngan kucing2, pas tuh siap perang poster lagi antara puak pembela kucing dgn puak anti-kucing. Hahahahah lawak siut! Ko ada nampak labun aku tak? Rindu la kat labun.....huk huk..

dla said...

sad:
sungguh bagai di kata..

achiema:
aku pun teringat kat perang poster tu..hehehe. at least labun dulu tak berak kat depan rumah. yg bestnye kak,ada sorang budak ni gtau aku, jiran yg dok kat ground floor tu yg bagi makan kucing. bole gitu? eewww!!!

Aku said...

kan ker elok kucing tu dibuat gulai lemak cili api...kasila kat amoi sebelah